Now is the problem though. It is 3pm, it is very cold, light will start to go and we only have a handful of tea lights. Logs are being whipped through as I speak. Resourcing is a problem shall we say!
Wednesday, 31 December 2014
A New Year's Eve to remember
Now is the problem though. It is 3pm, it is very cold, light will start to go and we only have a handful of tea lights. Logs are being whipped through as I speak. Resourcing is a problem shall we say!
Tuesday, 30 December 2014
2014 - putting the adventure back into life.....2015-?
Monday, 29 December 2014
Italian Nativities
Pino kindly gave us directions to the old town, and we found, by the smell of open fires and the sound of live music, what can only be described as a village that had transported itself back in time. The whole community had opened it's doors, quite literally for what had become a traditional open house evening where old skills, crafts and traditions were showcased for any visitor to see. The main Piazza, picturesque in it's own right, was surrounded by twig bundles, hay bales, and wooden carts, donkeys and huts/houses constructed out of temporary materials. I suppose it was like a market really. We were ushered into someone's house, a downstairs room of a trullo which had been transformed into the scenario of a Potter's workshop.
From then on, the evening got slightly more surreal. Word was spreading that an English family were in town, and so at every room in every open house, we were greeted like celebrities! Everyone wanted to show us what their traditional skill/talent was, and so we watched ladies making dough, rolling dough shapes, deep frying them, and of course we then had to do the taste test! We saw children splitting almonds, whilst their mother coated them in sugar and warmed them gently, causing them to become sticky, sweet, and delicious. Yes, we had to taste them too! Whilst this was happening, in the same room quite often there was live music, singing and dancing. It really was an attack on the senses!
The most fun however was had in a makeshift hairdressers!
As you will know, none of us have had a proper haircut since we left England in July, and in my opinion Ed is the one who needs it the most! So, when the 'barber' called him in to sit in the chair, of course he played along...and then the huge antique scissors and rusty razors came out! All in good humour, and the men playing the barbers certainly had a laugh as did the gathering crowd of Italians!!! I didn't fare much better as pliers were found to tweak my eyebrows!!! And then the barber's granddaughter appeared to polish my nails!
Our favourite scene, or scenario was the bar! A wonderful smell of cooking filled the air, and we got near to the open fire we were shown a huge pan of a stew, and also a pan of boiling 'Vino Rosso', which we understood to be a type of mulled wine. And of course, we sampled that! Overall, we had a fun evening, and the memories will be held forever. The spirit of Christmas and community lives on, and we loved both!
Techno shepherd to Feuerzangenbowle and everything in between
The bells around the necks of the sheep made a beautiful localised orchestra of similarly pitched bells. The floppy eared sheep of varying degrees of quality were proceeding in an orderly lined fashion behind the hoodied shepherd who was trying to make a phone call on his mobile. I'm not quite sure how well this worked as the bells were quite an incessant noise, and he was within 1m of it!
After leaving in the bitter cold and dark, we came home and prepared to leave for the Putignano Carnival. A confusing web page we explored lead us to believe we would see the carnival, which is apparently the oldest carnival in Europe. As it was due to be something like the 620th running of the event, we were reasonably inclined to agree. Anyhow, we arrived, and there was a lack of carnival atmosphere and a lack of people. The signs were not good. However, we have become accustomed to just carrying on and making the most of a situation that may not be what we thought. This behaviour has served us well, and we stumbled upon the opening festival of the Putignano carnival season. This is not a one nighter, no, no, no, it goes on until March. Another thing to google though, as it looks quite amazing, but sadly something we shall miss.
The opening ceremony was odd for a non-Italian speaking tourist. A small town square with stage and sound system. The hundreds of thronging masses stood dead still as satirical political sketches were apparently played out. Let it be said it was not exactly 'Have I got News for You..'
Once again though, it was the community aspect that we enjoyed most. We stood watched, listened to a couple of the mad songs that accompanied the men in drag and the other costumes on the stage and then left. Not exactly what we'd intended, but fun all the same.
So a curious day then, lots done, lots learnt, and lots experienced!
Taking to breaking the law?
Italy however is beginning to have an effect. From our 2 months in the country we have worked out that essentially rules are there to be broken. If the rule is broken by enough people then the powers that be will never follow up a crime or an issue. This collective undermining of laws seems to work. The country functions at a level that keeps the wheels turning, to an extent.
I have improved therefore at my ability to break the law in a 'safe and appropriate Clements like way.' Most of this has happened on the roads to be honest. Indicating in our little hire car has matched the local level. I drive looking forward only (as Klaus recommended) and this has served us well, a forthright driving style is definitely required when over here.
However, this new streak of tentatively breaking the law confused me today. We visited the Grotte de Castellano, one of the largest underground cave systems in the country. A fantastic array of cathedral like spaces underground with infinite colours of stalagtites and stalagmites, rock formations etc. The issue was though, you were not allowed to take photos. Lo and behold, everyone conformed. It threw me; we were expecting to get some good photos! This post may well be my last though. I am posting the sneaky photos I took whilst in the caves. The Grotte police may come and follow me and hunt me down.
Okay the photos aren't great, but the point I was trying to make is that, on the roads, where life and death can be a whim apart, nobody seems to give a damn. Whereas, taking a photo in a damp space underground could be an imprisonable offence. Ha ha, watch this space, Clare may be returning alone!
Saturday, 27 December 2014
Christmas cracker jokes!
Friday, 26 December 2014
Mystery present!
Thursday, 25 December 2014
Christmas Day
Wednesday, 24 December 2014
Sunny the van not forgotten at Christmas
Thanks to Anne Mead here, our other van 'Sunny', the second member of the Clements fleet, happily photo bombs a delightful Christmas window shot! Made us all smile here.
Tuesday, 23 December 2014
Working hard for Christmas part 2
Monday, 22 December 2014
Seasonal quizzes
All I want for Christmas is.....
Sunday, 21 December 2014
Alberobello - a view over a few days
Working hard for Christmas
Saturday, 20 December 2014
Christmas 2014
Ed sprayed them all gold, (thanks to Sue for the spray!) and once they had dried we added a few bought purple baubles and gold stars, then one by one, the decorations that I have been madly sewing for the last few weeks! The lights make it all look rather pretty, again, thanks to Sue for those, and in fact I think overall it looks rather good! Minimalist, but effective all the same!
Wednesday, 17 December 2014
Captain Caveman
Monday, 15 December 2014
Looking for a forest, found formaggio
Sunday, 14 December 2014
The blog drops off....but things are still happening!
Wednesday, 10 December 2014
Italian post offices
I sit here in the Italian post office. I have cards and a parcel or two to post. I do however have no idea how this place works. It's the second time I have been in an Italian post office and this only serves to confirm my initial findings. I appear to be the only one who has something to post. Everyone else either seems to have come for a social time or to do some sort of money exchange. The queue is non existent. The guy behind the till is working quickly. I have no idea what he is doing, but it takes an age to sort everyone out...about 10 mins per person. Whatever is going on in here, it all just seems woefully inefficient. People have money which they seem to be paying in, I feel like I should be holding a wodge of cash to try and blend in. I also feel that whenever I leave my chair to eventually be lucky enough to be served, that the guy will be surprised that I actually want to post something.
The guy being served now has been there for 10mins, no words have been exchanged between him and the bloke on the other side of the steel caging. At least everyone seems happy. I think some people are here just because it's warm.
The Italian post office.... Slow and seemingly a glorious waste of time!
I give up! Not got a clue. Still here an hour later. I don't understand!!!
****STOP PRESS****
I have been served. ..I only embarrassed myself when returning to my hire car and tried to get in the wrong side!
The amusing queue inside of flat capped men and track suited ladies was only topped by the amusing queue of Piaggio's outside! The vehicle of choice!
Monday, 8 December 2014
The Washing Machine (a story by Jasper)
Then they got moved into a dark and gloomy room where someone was sleeping. Then in the room someone hugged them tight for the rest of the night.